Big thoughts for a small world

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Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!

multicolour-sky:

dametodoelpower:

HERMOSO Y DESCONOCIDO*———————*

oh mierda ♥.♥

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princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

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Yet it is folly to argue against determined hardness; eloquence may strike the ear and the language of sorrow draw forth the tear of compassion, but nothing can reach the heart that is steeled with prejudice.

– Thomas Paine, The Crisis

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WAIT ALI SHIT PICKLE REALLY LOLOLOL I’M IN TEARS OVER THAT

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you-couldhaveitsomuchbetter:

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I am just hilarious okay

BUT ISN’T A SHIT PICKLE THE EQUIVALENT OF A SHIT NUGGET

yes except it’s longer and greasier than a shit nugget

ali how can a shit pickle be greasy if your body processed all of the oils THERE IS A FLAW IN YOUR LOGIC

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ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR CRASH CYMBALS.

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you-couldhaveitsomuchbetter:

THE NIPPLE MUTILATORS

THE WRIST SLICERS

THE THROAT CUTTERS

THE FACE MUTILATORS

THE ARM SLICERS

this is disgusting

you love it, slagette.

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I mean, I guess this is what I get for liking a guy who lives in Ohio and our interests are complete polar opposites.

Meh.

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Via I believe in a thing called Rock!

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welcometomysillylife11:

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higghimtorry:

thinkpositivealways:

This is a picture of my best friend and her boyfriend. Normal concert photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the red circle is. Can you see the face?

This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend and her boyfriend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how they died considering they were both 15 and perfectly healthy.

It turns out a boy died at that venue a few years ago at a concert. He was in the mosh pit and he hit his head and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death.

If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear faint music playing for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re getting ready for bed and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.

This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on.

im not risking my life ):

i dont wanna die D:

my dog barked when I scrolled down… HE NEVER BARKS

god fucking dammit, not again..

TEGAN

SOMEONE REMOVED YOUR NAME omfgkjdh

HOLY SNICKERDOODLE

You’re not serious, right???O_o I’m scared to crap lol really!!

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Via It takes two to, ya know, have hardcore sex.

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From cracked.com’s 7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible

barcavella:

#4 Muammar Gaddafi - Dictator of Libya

Muammar Gaddafi seized power in 1969 when he was just 27. Immediately following that, he expelled all Italians from his country, because fuck Italy. He gave up the post of prime minister just three years later in 1972 and started calling himself “Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution” and “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Jamahiriya,” because this is somehow easier to stencil on your office door.

Gaddafi started dressing in totally ridiculous clothes and makeup and decreed that all his bodyguards had to be female virgins, no doubt to insulate himself against rape attacks.

While on a friendship visit to Italy in 2010, he gave a lecture exclusively to women (who were all paid to attend) in which he said that all of Europe should convert to Islam and that the European Union should pay him “at least 5 billion euros a year” to put a stop to illegal immigration from Libya.

And in a two-hour-long rambling speech at the U.N. that saw the walking out of several delegates and the spontaneous combustion of scores of others, Gaddafi expressed support for Somali pirates, called Barack Obama “my son” and claimed that Israel was responsible for JFK’s assassination. At the end of the speech, Gaddafi also added that his people had jet lag.

Gaddafi is still in power. He even bought a stake in Juventus F.C., a top Italian football club, just to be a dick. He also petitioned the U.N. to dissolve Switzerland and split the land among Germany, France and Italy, which is probably an indication that he is about to ban the Swiss from his country.

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